School

Hello fellow bloggin buddies i thought since im crazy bored i would do a little post about how much i hate attending school.... sound fun? Alright then here we go!! School sucks big time!! Pretty much school has takin over my entire being in this life!! My brain has been taken over by anatomy and my mouth by public speaking, so therefore i ask you... can i do anything else? No pretty much i cannot do anything anymore!! School hurts my brain so bad that it gets inflamed everyday and so i cannot even think for myself. Everyday i get home from work or school i know i should study or do some reading in my classes but i swear the tv calls my name... so i say to myself "oh i'll just watch one tv show today or just a few minutes while i clean up the house" but no thats not how it happens it sucks me in and has me hypnotized for hours at a time!! Oh and another thing why do i pay for something thats so expensive that i hate with the most intense passion on the planet? Right now i have to say " Who knows?" My life as i know it is over until i can get out of this hell they call school? Does anyone else fell this way? Why can't i pay someone to train me in tv watching or eating cookies and candies because i sure do love those things? Oh and i hate going to school so bad I thought of a list of things i would rather do that also suck but just not quite as much as school does here they are...

1. Go to work and help the orneriest, stinkiest, most annoying mbr on the planet!
2. Fast for two days straight (no food, water, or diet coke)
3. Go to walmart every saturday during the middle of the day for the rest of my life.
4. Do laundry constantly
5. Get a cat... seriously a cat that is pretty bad right? first of all im extreme allergic to them and second of all they have to be one of the stupidest animals on the planet!
6. Change Strikers poopy pants... he's into unders now by the way so its pretty gross
7. Pick up chewed gum on the road and put it in my mouth and start chewing
8. Eat ten tomatoes
9. Have diahrrea for 5 days straight ( really if you think about this one it wouldn't be too bad because i would lose weight and most likely get to miss work)
10. And this one im considering but cant decide if i would really go through with it but i am contemplating chopping of my pinky toe? Do you need that one anyways?

And there you have it people that is how much I seriously hate school... am i the only one out there?