Wednesday, September 16, 2009

School

Hello fellow bloggin buddies i thought since im crazy bored i would do a little post about how much i hate attending school.... sound fun? Alright then here we go!! School sucks big time!! Pretty much school has takin over my entire being in this life!! My brain has been taken over by anatomy and my mouth by public speaking, so therefore i ask you... can i do anything else? No pretty much i cannot do anything anymore!! School hurts my brain so bad that it gets inflamed everyday and so i cannot even think for myself. Everyday i get home from work or school i know i should study or do some reading in my classes but i swear the tv calls my name... so i say to myself "oh i'll just watch one tv show today or just a few minutes while i clean up the house" but no thats not how it happens it sucks me in and has me hypnotized for hours at a time!! Oh and another thing why do i pay for something thats so expensive that i hate with the most intense passion on the planet? Right now i have to say " Who knows?" My life as i know it is over until i can get out of this hell they call school? Does anyone else fell this way? Why can't i pay someone to train me in tv watching or eating cookies and candies because i sure do love those things? Oh and i hate going to school so bad I thought of a list of things i would rather do that also suck but just not quite as much as school does here they are...

1. Go to work and help the orneriest, stinkiest, most annoying mbr on the planet!
2. Fast for two days straight (no food, water, or diet coke)
3. Go to walmart every saturday during the middle of the day for the rest of my life.
4. Do laundry constantly
5. Get a cat... seriously a cat that is pretty bad right? first of all im extreme allergic to them and second of all they have to be one of the stupidest animals on the planet!
6. Change Strikers poopy pants... he's into unders now by the way so its pretty gross
7. Pick up chewed gum on the road and put it in my mouth and start chewing
8. Eat ten tomatoes
9. Have diahrrea for 5 days straight ( really if you think about this one it wouldn't be too bad because i would lose weight and most likely get to miss work)
10. And this one im considering but cant decide if i would really go through with it but i am contemplating chopping of my pinky toe? Do you need that one anyways?

And there you have it people that is how much I seriously hate school... am i the only one out there?

12 comments:

Niels and Kayla said...

Camie, i SO agree with you. Life is so dang stressful, and to top it off with college is no bueno! lol Hang in there! Life has its fun moments...i think ;)

Kami said...

Oh my gosh I am laughin so hard at that post! you are so funny. totally agreed though! school sucks! you can do it though!

cloee colohan said...

Camie Colohan Winslow!! I know school sucks but honestly would you rather not even have the opportunity to go to school....there are many people who would take your place if they had the chance okay....so first of all please dont wish your life away enjoy it try to enjoy your classes i mean you might as well right if you have to be there anyways and honestly fast for two days please!! Lets get real here alright you are so freakin smart use your smart powers and have fun and enjoy life k cause before you know it....i dont really know what to say haha but I love you and miss you!!! Dont be depressed k!!

Precious Cargo said...

you can do it and if you don't you will be a total loser like me, who has nothing to show for herself. you are awesome and you can make it... love ya!

The Mrs said...

Ugh!! Agreed... If you chop off your pinky toe I'll come do it too. As long as it gets us out of class. Miss your guts.

Jodie said...

camie!! i feel your exact pain at this moment! I especially love your list of things you would rather do!! School=the worst thing ever! and i have the same problem of the tv calling my name and distracting me. after the semester is over lets steal the EVIL BABY SKULL!!!

Ellie said...

HA HA Camie that was the funniest thing I've ever read! I don't know if you have gotten into your major and are done with your generals, but when you are it is SO SO SO much better, it becomes tolerable:) and then before you know it.. your graduated!!

Gary and Jenessa said...

Oh my heavens Camie!! ha ha you have got to be seriously one of the funniest people I know! I love when you do these posts! School is frustrating and I hate it too and I'm not even going!!! Hopefully this adventure called school will hopefully one day come to an end.

gBc said...

Camie, being in my senior year of college, I think I know what you are talking about. The positive thing is once you get out of the stupid generals and into your degree, it gets a little better. Best of luck.

Kelly & Jamie said...

OH my heck you just made my day sitting here at work and trying not to laugh out loud! I feel your pain i think we should just sluff class next week? Ha ha just kidding our high school sluffing days are over!!! im with jodie on that one, the evil baby skull is ours!!!!!!!! I hope someone comes over to us in lab and asks"Are you guys using this baby skull?" and all three of us say "Yes. always! dont touch it!" ha ha

Jacob and Emily said...

Camie you are so stinking cute! You will do really well in school. Good luck.

Jordan said...

Cam, how are you!! First of all..... you make me laugh my butt off! I love it!! I miss seeing ya! How's married life?