The Event of the white trash!!!

Oh yes i attended a Derby a few weekends ago and just thought i would let you all know I have never seen so much white trash folk in my entire life!! Now it's not like i don't like these people they are absolutely great, I just feel like they don't understand common sense? Now just to list some examples: 1. Smoking while pregnant is bad. 2. Your wife shouldn't be able to eat you in two bites. 3. Your not supposed to smash other peoples cars. 4. Shirts should cover your entire stomach, belly button rings are not cute when you can't even see them. 5. And finally if you weigh over three hundred pounds wearing an orange shirt will make you look like a giant pumkin.

Tyler did decide to enter the derby and i fully supported him. It was actually fun to watch for a few minutes, but after a while all I could think about was how bad my butt hurt! Bleachers are not fun to sit on for over three hours straight. Some things that were pretty great though were the fires, roll overs, and crunching noises. Tyler did pretty good while his car was working, but it ended up taking a hit to the axel or something and his tire fell right off! Ok not to be mean or anything, but it was hilarious (love ya babe). Oh and something else when the derby starts all the cars go around in a circle until they say go, but Tyler didn't understand that concept and hit some kid early (ha ha that kid was so pissed). That was definitely the highlight of the night! But anyways here are some sweet action photos of Tylers car.

The angry monkey that was just waiting to be smashed!

This is how cute my boyfriend is he put me on his car that was going to get crushed!! :) I know he ment well!

This is the cute bee that i painted right next to the bee otch that i also painted (painting was the funnest part for me).

This is the monkey that he intentionally put to flip other drivers off. Now I dunno about you but wouldn't that make them mad?