The Funk...

What is the funk you ask??? Well let me just explain this to you. I am in a funk called I don't want to do anything and that includes updating my blog!! Why?? Because im just plain old sick of it lately so get off my back!! I do not have anything exciting to blog about cause im lame and don't want to do anything! Have any of you experiencedthis funk?? Some reasons and excuses i use to not update my blog...

1. I have no fun pictures to post
2. School keeps me way to busy to update (this used to work)
3. I don't want people to be jealous of all the awesome things i do like for instance... bowling a 125, making spaghetti for dinner at least three times a week, or going to the tanning bed and frying my buns of steel off
4. My feet hurt too bad
5. I have to wash my hair
6. My house is a disaster (that doesn't mean i'll clean my house though either)
7. Im too mentally tired after work to sit on the computer at night
8. Im tired
9. My butt hurts
10. My face hurts
11. My teeth hurt
12. I didn't sleep good last night
13. My blog haunts me
14. Im afraid of the dark
15. etc...

So as you can see i have no time or energy to put any effort into my blog these days. One day i know it'll come back to me though :) Encouragements are highly advised and accepted!! OH and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Wonderful Weekend

This last weekend i had was awesome so I thought i better blog about it. Cloee was home all weekend and we had so much fun!! Also we celebrated my dads 50th so we got to go to Tepanyaki which definitely was the highlight of the weekend... until the dude lit my food on fire while it was still on the plate???? What the Heck is that all about? It tasted all weird afterwards? I still will never quite understand what was running through this chefs mind when he did that?? Maybe "how could i light his chicks hair on fire?" or possibly " yes i would love to ruin the meal i just cooked for her!" or perhaps "She is fine!! I think i'll try and impress her!" I myself would like to think it was the later :)! Anyways i just wanted to wish my dad a Happy Birthday and tell him he is the most awesome dad out there and i freakin love him!! Also to cloee thanks for the fun weekend hangin out and everything and i can't wait to see you when its a winter wonder land again!! OH and Cloee started a blog everyone YAHOO!!! its http://www.clovis-cooley.blogspot.com/ check it out shes a fun girl!!

School

Hello fellow bloggin buddies i thought since im crazy bored i would do a little post about how much i hate attending school.... sound fun? Alright then here we go!! School sucks big time!! Pretty much school has takin over my entire being in this life!! My brain has been taken over by anatomy and my mouth by public speaking, so therefore i ask you... can i do anything else? No pretty much i cannot do anything anymore!! School hurts my brain so bad that it gets inflamed everyday and so i cannot even think for myself. Everyday i get home from work or school i know i should study or do some reading in my classes but i swear the tv calls my name... so i say to myself "oh i'll just watch one tv show today or just a few minutes while i clean up the house" but no thats not how it happens it sucks me in and has me hypnotized for hours at a time!! Oh and another thing why do i pay for something thats so expensive that i hate with the most intense passion on the planet? Right now i have to say " Who knows?" My life as i know it is over until i can get out of this hell they call school? Does anyone else fell this way? Why can't i pay someone to train me in tv watching or eating cookies and candies because i sure do love those things? Oh and i hate going to school so bad I thought of a list of things i would rather do that also suck but just not quite as much as school does here they are...

1. Go to work and help the orneriest, stinkiest, most annoying mbr on the planet!
2. Fast for two days straight (no food, water, or diet coke)
3. Go to walmart every saturday during the middle of the day for the rest of my life.
4. Do laundry constantly
5. Get a cat... seriously a cat that is pretty bad right? first of all im extreme allergic to them and second of all they have to be one of the stupidest animals on the planet!
6. Change Strikers poopy pants... he's into unders now by the way so its pretty gross
7. Pick up chewed gum on the road and put it in my mouth and start chewing
8. Eat ten tomatoes
9. Have diahrrea for 5 days straight ( really if you think about this one it wouldn't be too bad because i would lose weight and most likely get to miss work)
10. And this one im considering but cant decide if i would really go through with it but i am contemplating chopping of my pinky toe? Do you need that one anyways?

And there you have it people that is how much I seriously hate school... am i the only one out there?

My Weekend With LO lo!! Oh and the Zoo of course!

Cloee was home over the weekend a few weeks back so this post is a little delayed but boy did we have fun! We went to the pool and colored each others hair and all sorts of craziness!! It was great to have her home but even harder when she had to leave! YOu never understand how much you'll miss someone until their actually gone, but i just wanna say how proud i am of her for bein such a cute little grown up!! Love ya Clo!

Cloee as she arrived at the air port ( isn't she just a beauty!)

Gettin a littl crazy in the car! Catchin some rays at the pool!

Then last week my mom, katie, striker, cruw, and me all decided we would have a fun filled day at the zoo! It was so much fun I love seein all the animals and we were having a blast until my flip flop broke? What the heck are you serious? How does something like that happen at the zoo of all places? Well it did... just some advice always carry an extra pair of shoes (oh and gum and bobby pins will not fix a broken flip flop)! Katie just thought it was sooooo hilarious!

MaRRiaGe

I just thought since I've been married for about 3 1/2 months and im bored at work i would let you know how it's going. How about a little list shall we....

1. Laundry baskets should be made without lids... really can you not open the lid and put your clothes inside???

2. Fighting naked doesn't work!

3. You are going to gain weight there is no stopping it so just get over it...

4. I can't cook.

5. Playing house without money isn't as fun as with barbie dolls :)

6. Going to church is a difficult task... sleeping in is so much easier (yes i know my church is at eleven but i love to sleep and the devils my advocate)

7. Being a grown up is tough work

8. Im still at my moms and sisters more then im at my own house.

9. Babies are everywhere staring me in the face saying "have one of me im so cute and chubby!!" (good thing my sister lets me babysitt birth control whenever i want even though Cruw is the best baby in the world Striker does wonders for me!)

10. I love my Husband so much words cannot describe, but if he gets up and turns the ac off in the middle of the night one more time and i have to sweat to death there could be a warrant out for my arrest!!

11. I miss seeing clo everyday

12. G's make you extra hot in the summer

13. Just to let you guys out there know this quote "it's easier to beg for forgiveness then to ask for permission" is a myth ASK FIRST!! (my wonderful brother in law gave that advice to my husband and boy oh boy has he paid for it :))

14. I feel like i do laundry more then i ever have before its like my laundry basket is throwing up clothes that don't really even look dirty (Do any of you know where i can get i giant laundry basket?)

15. AND last but not least i really do love being married and i really do love my husband and im so glad i get to be with him for the rest of my life he's the greatest!!

IM LEGAL?

Thats right folks i turned the BIG 21 can you believe it!! I feel like such an experienced woman now! Now i can pass a long my wisdom to the whole world!! The beautiful roses my man showed up on our door step withMy man... such a hunk :) and below the Fabulous purse he got me that yes is real leather, he knows the way into my heart/bed ha ha!!
I had so much fun on my birthday and i want to thank my fam and friends for all the birthday wishes and goodies i got some GREEEAAATTT presents :)!! ALso I just want to throw out that my BFFS Jamie and Jodie also turned 21 on the twentieth and i love them and now we can start drinking and running from the law he he he!!

New Hair

So i did it i finally took the plunge and chopped my hair off.... and by chopped i mean ten inches!! OH my heck and I love it!! Megan you did such an awesome job you got exactly what i wanted!! For the longest time my hair was like my security blanket and now its gone! Its so nice for a change i can wear my hair down in the summer and not get a sweaty neck!!

THANKS MEGAN!!

Cruw Kevin Hartshorn

I don't know why it's taken me so long to post on my new little nephew but i decided its time! He was born March 16, 2009, and he was born with an AV malformation. He has an extra vessel attached to his lung that isn't supposed to be there and is making it hard for the poor little guy to breathe. He had surgery and they put some tube like structure in the vessel to block it off and it was too big so its making it even harder for him to breathe. Now they are trying to decide whether to take it out or let him grow into it. This little guy is the sweetest little boy you'll ever see!! I love him so much and i know that he will pull through like a champ! My sister started a blog for him so we can all keep up on how he's doin if you guys wanna check it out its www.cruwkevinhartshorn.blogspot.com!

Also I just want to give a shout out to all the mothers out there for mothers day!! My moms the best in the whole world and i just want to say that i love her so much and shes the best example i'll ever have of being an awesome mom!! And Katie is runner up right next to her you should see her handle her little boys no one could do it better i've learned so much from her she is such a good mom and im so glad i'll have two great moms to help me out when i start my family!! Really nothing can replace a mom/best friend/comforter!! I LOVE YOU MOM!

Mrs. WInslow...

Yes everyone thats right that is my new name, and i love it! I love being married, it's so much fun!! I love my husband he is so wonderful! Im sorry i've been so bad at blogging lately but seriously can you blame me? I've been insanely busy and now that everything has settled down i don't even have the internet, so i can only update while im at my moms! But here are some fun wedding pics for ya to look at!

Engagements!

Well everyone here's a little sneak peek of some of our pictures! It sure was freezing that day but i think they turned out pretty cute! Let me know what ya think!

HELP!!!

Ok everyone i need major help!! I need everyone to help me out with your address! If you don't feel comfortable posting it on my blog if you would just shoot me an email that would be great! My email is coolcamie@gmail.com ( ha ha yes i know very original... my dad made it up for me). Oh and this is only if you'd like an invite :) if not don't do anything and you suck!!

Ok so in other news planning is going great ( if it's at all possible to ever call it that) I have all the big things taken care of its just all those tiny little things that just love to slip right out of my mind!! So im going to give everyone some advice that hasn't planned their wedding yet (unlike my friends who led me to believe that it was a fun and exciting process). First of all by a bottle of midol because planning creates all forms of mood swings even if its not that time of the month. 2nd make a giant list of things that need to be done and check them off as you go, that way you don't forget the small things. 3rd write everyone in your family and your fiance an apology letter stating how in the next few months you apologize for any crazy and erratic behavior in advance this way when your really ticked off you don't have to worry about unsincere apologies! 4th if the doctor will give you any strong medications (and im talkin like valium and oxy cotton people) take it... you'll feel tons better! 5th when your upset or angry the best thing i can tell you to do is just yell at everyone in sight it feels good and if they know your planning a wedding (hense the letter you already gave them) they will forgive you... or just laugh! 6th don't procrastinate, when you think of something that needs to be done do it or else you'll forget (weddings mess with your memory system i swear)! 7th dads cannot resist puppy eyes and sad daughters, don't take advantage of it! 8th Moms are irreplaceable so thank them every chance you get and let them know how much you love them! 9th Dad is paying for it make sure to thank him as well!! 10th Try to enjoy it even though its pretty much impossible... you won't ever have a chance to plan a wedding again :) that is if you make it through the first one!

What do we have for him Johnny......

A brand NEW CAR!!!!!

Ok ok i admit it, it's not brand new.... or even close to new! Ha ha this is Tylers 1981 dodge colt!! Never heard of it before huh? Well me either but turns out that this baby is a classic and its gonna make momma rich one day!! YEAH RIGHT!! No this was just given to Tyler so he could save some money on gas driving down from Logan all the time and my oh my that baby sure is a looker! This is how poor we're gonna be folks! Tyler tells me what we don't have in money we'll make up for in love :) Well thats gonna be a whole lot of lovin now isn't it! Diesel sure does love it though, just look at him in this next shot giving tyler a kiss he loves it so much!
We're just one big happy family in this tiny little car and hopefully we'll never have to live in it! Tyler and Diesel are just two happy peas in a pod in this little baby and i don't think we could have asked for anything more!

I've been shot...oops i mean tagged!

I don't know why people tag me when they know it makes me think way too hard, but here it goes jamie! (the only thing hard in this room is the floor and my abs) :)

SIX NAMES YOU GO BY
1. Camie
2. Mammi
3. Camay
4. Camsa
5.Camsie

THREE THINGS YOUR WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. My wedding ring
2. My AFCU name tag
3. Sexy grannie panties (ha ha you wish)

TWO THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. Tyler (yes you read that right)
2. Lunch im starved

THREE PEOPLE WHO WILL FILL THIS OUT
1. Your mom
2. Jamie did
3. Amazingly so did i

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. Played dodgeball (even though someone told me the wrong time.... i wont mention any names CLOEE):)
2. Hugged Tyler
3. Read my scriptures

FOUR THINGS YOU ATE TODAY
1. Granola bar (I was running late)
2. Cinammon Roll
3. Gum? but im chewing that?
4. My fingers soon cause im starving!

TWO PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE
1. Tyler :)
2. Cloee

SIX THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW
1. Sleep in
2. Work out (thats if i can force myself to the gym)
3. Eat (I'm still hungry!!)
4. Get tux and shirt measurments
5. Twidle my thumbs
6. Take a shower... maybe :)

THREE FAVORITE BEVERAGES
1. Diet dr. pepper
2. Diet Coke
3. Cran raspberry ocean spray

FIVE THINGS YOUR GREATFUL FOR TODAY
1. My fiance!
2. My family (planning a wedding is stressful and my mom is the best!)
3. The gospel
4. My health
5. Food :)

I tag Blian cop, Kortney, Jord, Amber, Melanie, and Jodi T

BRIDEZILLA!!!

Okay so I'm not sure anyone warned me about how frustrating and painstakingly irritating planning a wedding can be...(thanks to all my friends that are married)! Some reason getting engaged i thought it was all about the bride but it turns out it's about everyone else! Don't you think the bride should get to decide everything like i don't know getting to decide if the other side of the church can be locked so people don't enter in the wrong place like i know they will?? I wonder what if feels like to have your eyeballs ripped right from your sockets? Huh? I think this person just might experience that sensation quite soon if she doesn't start listening!! I feel like the most ornery person in the world right now! I have been trying to avert my eyes from those poor unsuspecting members i have to help cause i think i might just rip out everyones eyeballs so if i take yours hostage don't take it personally everyones are at risk! I eat my emotions people so if i don't fit into my form fitting can hardly breath size 4 wedding dress when my wedding actually comes you could be hearing about my arrest for murdering several unkowning people... please still be my friend! If anyone has any happy pills or illegal substances that could help me out please let me know!!

Im so happy i have a blog to vent all my anger...boys don't have to plan anything, that should be changed and soon!!

Christmas, Wedding, and New Years!

Okay so i definitely have been slacking in posting these days, I've just been extremely busy! I've had Christmas, a wedding, and new years in the last two weeks so you can't be too upset with me! Christmas was a blast and im always a little bit sad when its over, because its so much fun to have the Christmas spirit and be with your family! here is some cute Christmas photos!
My cute friend ali got marrid on the 30th and it was a beautiful wedding, she was glowing the entire time! I had so much fun being a bridesmaid and taking photos all day... which by the way we all should be pros by now! Here is some fun shots at the wedding!
Don't look too closely at my gut in any of these pictures or you might think there was an alien growing inside of there!! Chubby much???

Last but not least we did have our annual new years eve party at the Stephens household which was amazingly fun as usual! Of course as usual girls kicked trash in the games...don't whine boys you know we won! Also i would have to say im the best catch phraser on this planet :) Also if you watched Robbie Maddson (spell check i have no idea if thats his name or not?) jump onto that building you can see him when he gets to the top of the building say "Camie that was for YOU"! Now i know he had a helmet on but you just have to look really closely and you'll know what he said was for me :)! Well here is some snap shots of the wonderful evening!

SIDENOTE: I just realized one of the songs on my blog was saying some naughty words in it... Cloee updated my playlist for me and forgot to listen to the songs so im sorry for any of you that were offended by that, but know that it was a total accident and im sorry for your ears!! Forgive me!